The Big Quiz Of Utter Nonsense

When the world runs out of coconuts, what will be used at the coconut shy?

What would you replace the shark with in the film Jaws? Draw the poster!

The answer is ‘battered sausage’, what is the question?

Join us for a game of hilarious antics and unexpected answers - this quiz exercises all the creative brain juices that other quizzes don't reach! You cannot google these answers - just put forward your unique suggestions through writing, drawing, mime and whatever other brilliance pops out! Points are awarded for originality and total commitment to nonsense. Excuses for not performing also get points, and there are no wrong answers - the weirder and wackier, the better!